

why am I smiling?!? methinks my goofy hair has something to do with it...

maaan.... I wonder why I cant seem to pick up chicks with my ride?

I swear to God Charlie... If you don't take a bath soon, I'm gonna throw you in the Goddamn river!
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why am I smiling?!? methinks my goofy hair has something to do with it...
maaan.... I wonder why I cant seem to pick up chicks with my ride?
I swear to God Charlie... If you don't take a bath soon, I'm gonna throw you in the Goddamn river!
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10:56 AM
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Labels: Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Liv Tyler, Reign Over Me movie review, Saffron Burrows
From ZERO...
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9:31 PM
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Labels: Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfieffer, Robert De Niro, Stardust movie review
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11:33 PM
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Labels: Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti, Shoot Em Up movie review
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11:49 PM
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Labels: Bill Willingham, comic books, Fables comic book review, Vertigo
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!
The highlight of the movie has to be when Alex is actually rehabilitated. Once the transformation from Mr. Hyde to Dr. Jekyll takes place, the ramifications of such a radical personality change will make one wonder on whether human nature should be a thing to be so-lightly toyed with.
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11:34 PM
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Labels: A Clockwork Orange, Malcolm McDowell, Stanley Kubrick
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, 'Give me your best shot. I can take it' "
A fun filled roller coaster ride loaded with 80's camp makes Big Trouble In Little China a must-see for Kurt Russell fans. Russell plays Jack Burton, a wise-cracking Trucker who, while trying to collect on a debt, accidentally gets involved in a supernatural battle between good and evil. This flick has it all, great action sequences, hotties galore (Kim Cattrall in her prime... rowrrrrr!), great special effects.... hey! it's the 80's! shooting lightning bolts from the fingertips was way cool back then!...
"you know what?.... this kinda tickles...."
"tickles?... I have yer 'tickles' right here old man!!!"
Filled with an array of fantastic villains, this movie will surely tickle the imagination. We've got an evil sorcerer in the person of Lo-Pan (as played beautifully by Hong Kong superstar James Hong); his minions, the Three Storms (brought to life by erstwhile kung-fu professionals Carter Wong, Peter Kwong and James Pax) and a whole slew of monsters and supernatural creatures that will keep Jack Burton and the gang on their toes in this thrill-a-minute action-adventure classic!
"I AM LO-PAN!!!!... and I need.... breath mints"
"heads up boss!!!...breath mints comin' up!!!"
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Labels: Big Trouble In Little China movie review, Kurt Russell
I just had to post this... take a look at a brief history of one of the greatest innovators in the comic book industry... FRANK MILLER!!!!
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8:13 PM
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"could you spare some change? I just got fired from Wayne Manor"
"Get away from me you crazy old hippie!"
Recommended for mature viewers, Children Of Men will get one to question the moral direction our planet is hurtling towards. Fictional this story may be, but one cant help but wonder: is humanity it's own worst enemy?... or are we capable of nurturing hope for our own future?
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10:33 PM
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Labels: Children Of Men movie review, Clive Owen
Bruce Willis reprises his role as John McClane, ever wise-cracking cop who has a knack for really bad timing. This time however, he is joined by Justin Long (Dodgeball, Waiting) who plays Matt Farrell, a whiz kid hacker who just might be the key in pulling the curtains down on the bad guys. McClane's daughter Lucy also makes an appearance in this installment; played by a very hot Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Sky High), finally we get to see if the apple falls far from the tree. The cast is rounded off by Thomas Gabriel as played by Timothy Olyphant (Seth Bullock of Deadwood fame) along with his trusted aide Mai Lihn played by the ever magnificent Maggie Q (Mission Impossible 3) as the cyber terrorist baddies hell bent on bringing America's Internet and Telecommunications capabilities to its knees.
Lets get to the nitty gritty people... this is not a "thinking" movie; lets get that out of the way right off the bat. The Die Hard series wasnt known for having oscar-worthy plot material. The script has so many holes that it could be mistaken for swiss cheese. But then again, like a lot of fans out there, from time to time... I get that strong craving for cheese and that it dont matter if it's riddled with holes or not.
But holes it does have. First off, although Maggie Q was a joy to watch on-screen, her partner Timothy Olyphant somewhat fell short of my expectations for a Die Hard villain. It might be a typical case of mis-casting but I somehow cant help but compare him to the great Alan Rickman. But then again the first installment in any successful movie series is really tough competition. Although Hans Gruber (Rickman) was hardly the perfect villain in all of celluloid, he was nevertheless one of the most formidable adversaries for our erstwhile hero McClane. Olyphant, in his zeal to be cold and methodical, doesnt give audiences the menacing aura for them to connect with.
Or maybe that's because of the lack of F-Bombs in this incarnation.
That brings me to my second point: Hollywood, in its typical blockbuster fashion has toned down the angst and Mclane's token bad-ass-ness (is that even a word?) in exchange for getting more viewers into the cinemas. Although a credible marketing ploy, I cant help but wonder if this is another indication of MPAA influence over the freedom of artistic expression. hmmm... too deep? well, it could just be this humble reviewer's penchant for FRIGGIN' CUSSWORDS in action movies that made me feel a little less comfortable with a Fu*bleep*kless McClane script... (dang! this is a PG-13 review... gotta remember that).
One of the things that remained constant anyhow were the action sequences that the previous flicks were known for. Viewers are taken for a thrill-a-minute ride from start to finish; signed, sealed and McClane-Express delivered! Although CGI were used in several sequences, the result still gives its trademark "WOW" effect. It really doesnt matter if Bruce Willis is a balding 52 year old veteran, he can still make those stunts look believable.
Although generally looking like a big chunk of swiss cheese, Die Hard 4.0 comes through in its intent on giving viewers a fun movie to watch on the big-screen. For those who missed John McClane, Die Hard 4.0 is still a welcome return of a great action classic. I didnt watch it expecting a mind blowing story... I watched it to see things go BOOM! And Boom it went... John Fu*Bleep*kin McClane style!
Yipee-Ki-Yay Mofo....
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11:30 PM
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Labels: Bruce Willis, Die Hard 4.0 movie review
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11:30 PM
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